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Men and Women

Postby Milkfactory » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:05 am

Funny joke that was posted, I want to share :)



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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don'tfeel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

WHAT?!"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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Postby feivolos » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:39 am

beautiful, a single tear rolled down my cheek.
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Postby Idyaar » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:20 am

Tola - I love you. :D

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heh

Postby darkreborn » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:04 am

if your married and havent done this at least 10 times you're wrong

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Postby Tendalus » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:38 pm

I just added this to my To Do list... thanks man

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Re: heh

Postby Braindrop » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:47 pm

darkreborn wrote:if your married and havent done this at least 10 times you're wrong


Well, if your wife ever tells me "no" maybe I'll try it...

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Postby Doomsayer » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:57 pm

i'm not married and i'd do it for a laugh.

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Postby Tendalus » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:27 pm

I dont think you got BD's joke, doom.

that made me laugh... especially cause I see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays.. I dunno how she makes room!

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Postby Vree » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:00 pm

hahaha nice joke!
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Postby Tendalus » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:13 pm

vree - if you look like any of those 3 women and the other two are your friends, can we hang out or something!?!?

hehe

I really like your avatar ~

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Postby Prybutok » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:45 pm

All three of those women *are* her. Together they merge and form Cyborztron!!!
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