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-Veratu

i blame Kramer!

ya i saw that post about some porn site... the link was to a .info site... sure as fuck didnt click it!

Moved.

You still troll our boards? Move on with your life man.

-V

i can't beleive V even replied to him.

/scratches head

You know what this means?

A SMURF WAS BORN!!!!!!!

All welcome Street Walker Smurf to the smurf village.

<3 Tendalus

I still troll, the difference is people love me.

Psst.. I can see the river from my window... a canadian one, you bastards.

That's a clever illusion crafted up by the Canadian Government.

There are no rivers in Canada.

yah that couldnt have been hoeser, he knows damn well that there arent rivers in canada

I'm sorry, I thought Brittney spears vagina was general information.


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I've long held that those who deny the existence of rivers in Canada only do so to distract you from the real truth they desperately want no one to notice: All rivers start in Canada, so even as those same rivers are running through the US, they aren't American rivers. They're Canadian, all of them.

I do admit though that the whole "There are no rivers in Canada" is a brilliant piece of Obfuscation. But now you know the truth.

damn u pry!!

Prybutok wrote:I've long held that those who deny the existence of rivers in Canada only do so to distract you from the real truth they desperately want no one to notice: All rivers start in Canada, so even as those same rivers are running through the US, they aren't American rivers. They're Canadian, all of them.

I do admit though that the whole "There are no rivers in Canada" is a brilliant piece of Obfuscation. But now you know the truth.

Obfuscation probably, but I disagree with you on your tenet that rivers are canadian merely because they start in canada. I feel, rather that if the majority of the river is in your country it belongs to you. Since we all know that America has a long standing tradition of creating maps that are grossly disproportionate to the actual size of America, often times making Canada smaller than America, I've grown up being taught that America is F***ing huge and that we will soon swallow all of North America. With that in mind, Canada has no chance of having the land mass to maintain the largest portion of a river, much less a forest or anything of that sort. The mantra, "there are no rivers in Canada" is an objective foreshadowing of America's cartographic dominance of the world.

Indeed but sir you forget (or perhaps being a typical American you are ignorant of Canadian geology) that Canada is porous and all those mighty rivers you claim as your own actually run millions of kilometers through winding natural underground river passageways.

I understand that your textbooks growing up perpetuated the myth that Canada is devoid of rivers. I myself sung that old hymn "Sans River" in a school production, but that doesn't make the lies any less wrong because they are wrapped in rigid American tradition. Let's all ride an intertube down the truth of Canada's beautiful swiss-cheese-like underground rivers together.