Postby Gonz » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:01 am
The family that lives next door to Johnny just had a baby boy. Little Johnny kept asking if he could go meet the baby, so finally one day his parents sat him down and said, "OK Johnny, we are going to take you next door to meet the new baby, but we want you to listen very carefully. The poor thing was born without any ears, and we don't want you making anyone feel bad by talking about it. Just don't say anything about it's ears. OK Johnny?" Johnny replied, "OK Mommy!"
Johnny and his two parents walked next door to see the baby boy. When Johnny got inside he began to exclaim, "Wow what beautiful feet the baby has! What beautiful hands! What a beautiful nose! What beautiful lips! What beautiful eyes! By the way...how is his eyesight?" The parents of the baby shrugged and replied, "Why do you ask Johnny?" Johnny exclaimed, "Because if he needs to wear glasses he's fucked!"