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You think you live messy?
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:42 am
by remagi
I'm sure a lot of you are lazy SOBs. I know I am. It bothers me sometimes I haven't cleaned up as much as I could, or the dishes went an extra day, that kind of shit.
I will never feel shame again. I am a saint. I am the freaking god of cleanliness. I just didn't have the right calibration on my meter for how low you can go, now I understand the rare heights I occupy.
-Remagi
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:10 am
by The Gooch
There's gotta be some mental disease that creates a situation like this... OCD, packrat syndrome, whatever. I've seen a few other houses like this but this one might have been the worst.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:18 am
by remagi
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:34 am
by Veratu
God ... damn ....
-V
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:40 pm
by Fydax
holy shit...
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:45 pm
by Humwuwu
No link to the classic beer can house, yet?! The disgust factor doesn't quite measure up, but sure is a bunch of cans.
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:24 pm
by Vyxar
Do McKaime's and Xarinne's need for multiple alts count as Compulsive Horde-ing as well?
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:03 pm
by remagi
The beer can apartment is a classic, true, but it misses on several fronts:
1) It's beer, and most people can understand drinking entirely too much beer.
2) It has no real shame factor. Oh sure, in a good society it should, etc. But you know that dude is carrying around pics and every once in a while does a "check this shit out! This used to be my apartment man!"
3) It doesn't have...shudder...the bathroom pics.
-Remagi
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:19 pm
by Prybutok
With high expectations everything is a letdown. With low expectations everything is a pleasant surprise.
Welcome to the Century of Low Expectations! reset your meters accordingly.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:41 pm
by Agbar
My major concern is that looking at that keyboard, they never once used punctuation in anything that they ever typed.
Damn kids nowadays.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:29 am
by Jermz
Thats just downright grimey.
At least the ironing board was present... can't go outside wrinkled ya know =)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:20 am
by Mckaime
Vyxar wrote:Do McKaime's and Xarinne's need for multiple alts count as Compulsive Horde-ing as well?
No, but the reason we bring you to raids is because of compulsive-WHORING, yeah
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:41 am
by Vyxar
Mckaime wrote:Vyxar wrote:Do McKaime's and Xarinne's need for multiple alts count as Compulsive Horde-ing as well?
No, but the reason we bring you to raids is because of compulsive-WHORING, yeah
Whore
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear — more at charity
Date:before 12th century
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute ; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person
Hah McKaime shows you what you know. I don't get paid!
Especially from <Insert Agony Members Mother Here>'s mom.