I this rant continues any longer I'm going to suggest you seek professional help. Either that or have your "family" owned pizza joints make you real calzones till you just don't give a damn about pizza hut.
Trust me, they aren't any more fun to prep in the mornings and make all day. I work at a Pizza Hut (fail) and when they advertise these for a whole 99 cents cheaper if you buy two (that's what it works out to. omg big savings!!!!) all of a sudden everyone wants to order 4 of them.