Best Excuses to Leave Raids!

This is where general Agony discussion takes place.

Moderator: Staff

User avatar
Arly
End Game
Posts: 823
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:34 pm
Location: Henderson, NV

Best Excuses to Leave Raids!

Postby Arly » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:08 am

We need some laughs around here, all this srs raiding bizniss goin on and all...So feel free to post the random shit people come up with to AFK/Leave a raid.

Some classic Agony moments:

"Oh shit, a spider just bit my toe!"

"Someone just got shot in my front yard!"

"I haven't DCd since the BBQ"
-Agbar has gone offline.

Spaztik
Sr. Peon
Posts: 279
Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:27 pm
Location: Flint, MI

Postby Spaztik » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:46 am

In my last guild, a new resto shammy app ( i think was like 17 years old) talked to all the keepers when we were on our way to general and yogg and were doing hard mode to get my mace. Everyone bitched him out, he didn't say any thing for like 5 min. Then said... afk hospital in raid.. and whispered me that he forgot his grandma had her breast cancer surgery and she needed a ride home from the hospital... it was 11:45 on a Sunday night. /gkick

I was pretty pissed I had to wait another week for my mace. But it was pretty damn funny.

User avatar
Xephos
End Game
Posts: 582
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:08 pm
Location: Austin, TX
Contact:

Postby Xephos » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:06 am

Back when I played my shaman, we had a Holy Paladin that would auto follow people during trash pulls in Naxx. Because he worked all day and was tired, many many times he would fall asleep at the computer while still on auto follow.

So we didnt really get a weird excuse, he would just go to sleep without saying anything...luckily it was just Naxx and not really progression
Permanent Agony FNG
"I only wanna do it once, and I want to be strapped into a dude"

Karsa
N00b
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:40 am

Postby Karsa » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:02 pm

AFK cops at the door.
"Its better to look ugly and win rather than pretty and lose"

User avatar
Luhed
End Game
Posts: 859
Joined: Tue May 20, 2008 9:24 pm

Postby Luhed » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:24 pm

"Mind your own f***ing business."

User avatar
Doomsayer
End Game
Posts: 2733
Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:05 am
Location: SF, CA

Postby Doomsayer » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:37 pm

"i just got my front tooth knocked out by a girl!"

User avatar
Kommisar
End Game
Posts: 1273
Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:29 pm
Location: Titan Station

Postby Kommisar » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:56 pm

"Shit, my trees are on fire"
80 Warrior - Ysera
70 Paladin, Team Karana! (retired)
Undeniable proof:
Image
Forever Can-Head.

User avatar
Snowblight
Peon
Posts: 188
Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:28 pm
Contact:

Postby Snowblight » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:48 am

how about the ever-classic "I'm going to bed so i can wake up at 6am"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwql6_RJ ... re=related

Gonz
End Game
Posts: 1374
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:32 pm
Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan

Postby Gonz » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:37 am

In Vindication, there was this one guy who said, "Shit guys, lawn's on fire, i gotta go!" From there on out whenever someone left in the middle of a raid, it was considered a "Lawn Fire".

User avatar
Minxie
Sr. Peon
Posts: 215
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:39 pm
Location: Oregon

Postby Minxie » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:09 am

Once we had a female shadow priest AFK and say "Umm.. I gotta go. I think some kids are killing a dog."

20 minutes later she came back and said, "Nevermind, it was a girl laughing."
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

Vorssell
Peon
Posts: 113
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:10 pm

Postby Vorssell » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:00 pm

i was in a raid once were one of our mages, like litterally in the middle of a CC heavy pull in TK was all like, dude some girls getting rapped across the street...ima call the cops real quick and make sure she survives, and then just up and leaves like RIGHT as the tank pulled, the entire raid wiped cuz the one CC mob (i think it was kael trash...back when it was like, if a sheeped or feared mob gets loose its a wipe) but yeah the one CC mob just 1 shotted all the healers and nobody could get it under control

they had to wait like 20 minutes for him to come back because they had NO other mages or walocks to CC this mob, and he came back and was all like, yeah its all good...she was getting rapped but i think it was cuz she deserved it or something

i know right?! wtf......i think it was the same guy who was like, "brb somebody just got shot on my front lawn"

User avatar
Xephos
End Game
Posts: 582
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:08 pm
Location: Austin, TX
Contact:

Postby Xephos » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:08 pm

Vorssell wrote:yeah its all good...she was getting rapped but i think it was cuz she deserved it or something


wow
Permanent Agony FNG

"I only wanna do it once, and I want to be strapped into a dude"

User avatar
Arly
End Game
Posts: 823
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:34 pm
Location: Henderson, NV

Postby Arly » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:20 pm

Vorssell, was this mage your neighbor?

Actually, was it you?!?!?

User avatar
Guljit
End Game
Posts: 828
Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:09 pm
Location: Knoxville, TN

Postby Guljit » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:24 pm

I was running a heroic back in BC with Paldail and Hyper and used the gem
"AFK bear at door" or something like that. There was, in fact, a bear at my back door, having a late night snack from our trash cans. This was surprising as I live in the city.

Vorssell wrote:...she was getting rapped but i think it was cuz she deserved it or something



wtf

Vors, you also had some gems as I recall.
<--- A delicious high protein snack!

Guljit: "I can't decide whether to go do Kara or see my x-girlfriend."
Niiko: "Either way, you are just plowing old content."

Vorssell
Peon
Posts: 113
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:10 pm

Postby Vorssell » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:13 pm

yes arly, that mage was myself

and yes guljit, i realized ive had my share of gems in the day...but i cant help it if people from newark are crazy! all though ive never had any bears at my door...once when i was raiding with ressurection on ravencrest i DID have beer show up at my door, i didnt tell anybody, a cube wasnt clicked on mag...everybody died and the words WHAT THE FUCK!! from my raid leader echoed through me house

i think ive just had the standard AFKs in agony though.....wich is surprising because i never had the sex afk with them, like i did that once or twice in ordo, i pist caoin or somebody of that rank and was like, afk i got pussy, and id be gone for like 20-30 minutes...if you remember those

but in agony, i just did it right there and then while raiding, id like to point out that i once did brutallus with the guild while having sex, thank you very much.....if anybody can top that shit i invite you to try


Return to “Agony General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

 

 

cron