Pick-Up Lines

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remagi
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Postby remagi » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:18 am

Grihm wrote:Most ridiculous lines I've heard:

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Damn your legs must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night
Remember my name you'll be screaming it later
That's a nice dress, it would look great on my floor
Wanna play (insert whatever here): Park the pink mustang, hide the salami, etc etc.

The days of bad pickup lines seem to have passed, but then again I'm not a chick in a bar, so... yea.


So you're saying these didn't work on you? I figured the Mustang one at least.

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Paldail
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Postby Paldail » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:49 pm

How about...

Wanna play army? Ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me
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Tatzu
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Postby Tatzu » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:09 am

Argagarg wrote:me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"


That has always been my favorite. My second favorite is . . .

"Hey, wanna be my bitch?"

Generally not a good idea to ask a girl when she has something in her hand to throw at you. Or a glass of liquid nearby.

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Postby Kvasta » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:37 pm

I always liked,

"Come sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"


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