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Postby Xephos » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:05 am

I was sitting in class this morning and two girls were talking about their Formal and how one of their dates was a horrible dancer. A guy from across the room overheard this part of the conversation and chimed in with:

"You know, if you ever need a dance partner, I know more moves than a Grand Master Chess Player"

It was hilarious.

Anyone got any good/bad ones?
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Postby Locanth » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:59 am

Well the worst/funniest I ever heard was at a bar in Charlotte, a friend of mine got approached with the line "Baby, you are sexier than socks on a rooster."

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Postby Doomsayer » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:09 am

hey baby if you were a door i'd slam you all night

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Postby Arsinoe » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:39 am

My husband, who is half Korean, still says to me:
Him: "Got any Korean in you?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Want some?"

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Postby Argagarg » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:51 am

Arsinoe wrote:My husband, who is half Korean, still says to me:
Him: "Got any Korean in you?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Want some?"

wtb some of that genetic pool. I was born in the wrong country.

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Postby Arly » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:12 am

Dumbest one I've ever heard is:

wtb some of that genetic pool. I was born in the wrong country.

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Postby Wilum » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:21 pm

Argagarg wrote:I was born in the wrong country.


so move

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Postby Ishnu » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:53 pm

Guy: Hello There
Girl: Uh hi
Guy: I'm an Owlbear, whats your name?



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Postby Argagarg » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:06 pm

This one gets all the ladies.

me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"

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Postby Stuters » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:16 pm

^ I approve.
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Postby Doomsayer » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:33 pm

Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.

me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"


lol!

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Postby Hyperbole » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:38 pm

Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.

me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"


I always thought your line was...
"What would you do if I stuck my dick in your ear?"
ummm, guys? help me I'm lost.......... (yes again...... stfu!)

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Postby Argagarg » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:36 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU&feature=fvw

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Postby Minxie » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:48 pm

Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.

me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"


Not ALL the ladies. As a certifable shoewhore, I am immune.

Argagarg: Nice shoes.
Minxie: I know.
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Postby Argagarg » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:52 pm

Minxie wrote:
Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.

me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"


Not ALL the ladies. As a certifable shoewhore, I am immune.

Argagarg: Nice shoes.
Minxie: I know.


oh i dont give you enough time to respond only to look up at me.


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