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Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:05 am
by Xephos
I was sitting in class this morning and two girls were talking about their Formal and how one of their dates was a horrible dancer. A guy from across the room overheard this part of the conversation and chimed in with:
"You know, if you ever need a dance partner, I know more moves than a Grand Master Chess Player"
It was hilarious.
Anyone got any good/bad ones?
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:59 am
by Locanth
Well the worst/funniest I ever heard was at a bar in Charlotte, a friend of mine got approached with the line "Baby, you are sexier than socks on a rooster."
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:09 am
by Doomsayer
hey baby if you were a door i'd slam you all night
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:39 am
by Arsinoe
My husband, who is half Korean, still says to me:
Him: "Got any Korean in you?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Want some?"
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:51 am
by Argagarg
Arsinoe wrote:My husband, who is half Korean, still says to me:
Him: "Got any Korean in you?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Want some?"
wtb some of that genetic pool. I was born in the wrong country.
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:12 am
by Arly
Dumbest one I've ever heard is:
wtb some of that genetic pool. I was born in the wrong country.
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:21 pm
by Wilum
Argagarg wrote:I was born in the wrong country.
so move
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:53 pm
by Ishnu
Guy: Hello There
Girl: Uh hi
Guy: I'm an Owlbear, whats your name?
True story
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:06 pm
by Argagarg
This one gets all the ladies.
me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:16 pm
by Stuters
^ I approve.
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:33 pm
by Doomsayer
Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.
me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"
lol!
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:38 pm
by Hyperbole
Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.
me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"
I always thought your line was...
"What would you do if I stuck my dick in your ear?"
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:36 pm
by Argagarg
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:48 pm
by Minxie
Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.
me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"
Not ALL the ladies. As a certifable shoewhore, I am immune.
Argagarg: Nice shoes.
Minxie: I know.
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:52 pm
by Argagarg
Minxie wrote:Argagarg wrote:This one gets all the ladies.
me: Nice shoes.
Girl: *attention obtained*
me: "wanna fuck?"
Not ALL the ladies. As a certifable shoewhore, I am immune.
Argagarg: Nice shoes.
Minxie: I know.
oh i dont give you enough time to respond only to look up at me.
