Finally, a definitive answer to the age old question...
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:45 am
Where is that porn/art line really? The answer may surprise you!
If naked midgets are A-Ok: Pr0n
If naked midgets and not A-OK: Art
We decided to try out a new Mexican restuarant in town. After being seated, I drew her attention to a cast Metal picture of a shirtless Mayan warrior carrying a nude woman.
"Hey, check out the porn on the wall."
"It's not porn." She said " It's art"
"What? There's metal boobs right there, what makes it art and not porn." I asked.
"If you can add a naked midget and it doesn't seem completely out of place, it's porn. If there was a naked midget standing behind them, what would you say?"
"Probably something along the lines of. What the fuck, why is there a naked midget?"
"Then it's Art."
If naked midgets are A-Ok: Pr0n
If naked midgets and not A-OK: Art