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Finally, a definitive answer to the age old question...

Postby Xephos » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:45 am

Where is that porn/art line really? The answer may surprise you!

We decided to try out a new Mexican restuarant in town. After being seated, I drew her attention to a cast Metal picture of a shirtless Mayan warrior carrying a nude woman.

"Hey, check out the porn on the wall."

"It's not porn." She said " It's art"

"What? There's metal boobs right there, what makes it art and not porn." I asked.

"If you can add a naked midget and it doesn't seem completely out of place, it's porn. If there was a naked midget standing behind them, what would you say?"

"Probably something along the lines of. What the fuck, why is there a naked midget?"

"Then it's Art."


If naked midgets are A-Ok: Pr0n
If naked midgets and not A-OK: Art
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Re: Finally, a definitive answer to the age old question...

Postby Minxie » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:58 pm

Xephos wrote:Where is that porn/art line really? The answer may surprise you!

We decided to try out a new Mexican restuarant in town. After being seated, I drew her attention to a cast Metal picture of a shirtless Mayan warrior carrying a nude woman.

"Hey, check out the porn on the wall."

"It's not porn." She said " It's art"

"What? There's metal boobs right there, what makes it art and not porn." I asked.

"If you can add a naked midget and it doesn't seem completely out of place, it's porn. If there was a naked midget standing behind them, what would you say?"

"Probably something along the lines of. What the fuck, why is there a naked midget?"

"Then it's Art."


If naked midgets are A-Ok: Pr0n
If naked midgets and not A-OK: Art


As a long standing fan of naked midgets, I approve.
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Postby gluttonie » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:49 am

Generally i wonder why there isn't a naked midget in all pictures.
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