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Minxie
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Postby Minxie » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:24 am

Argagarg wrote:
oh i dont give you enough time to respond only to look up at me.



Why would I look up at you? Clearly I have sexy shoes I'm looking at.
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Postby Argagarg » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:26 am

Minxie wrote:
Argagarg wrote:
oh i dont give you enough time to respond only to look up at me.



Why would I look up at you? Clearly I have sexy shoes I'm looking at.

Your saying if some random person walked up to you and said Nice shoes you wouldn't look at them? >.> unrealistic! I'm antisocial and I still look at people when they talk to me
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Postby Guljit » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:19 pm

Minxie wrote:Argagarg: Nice shoes.
Minxie: I know.


Hah, well played.

I'll go back to a classic that Halie suggested for Liam: "Ever have your asshole licked by a blood elf on a war mammoth?"

Edit: I just now noticed that Arg's sig has a link in it. And it is horrendous. I should have known better than to click on something that linked to "furnation".
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Postby Argagarg » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:26 pm

Guljit wrote:
Minxie wrote:Argagarg: Nice shoes.
Minxie: I know.


Hah, well played.

I'll go back to a classic that Halie suggested for Liam: "Ever have your asshole licked by a blood elf on a war mammoth?"

Edit: I just now noticed that Arg's sig has a link in it. And it is horrendous. I should have known better than to click on something that linked to "furnation".

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Postby Prybutok » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:49 pm

fuck I don't know any pickup lines. I'd be too embarrassed to say shit like that.
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Postby Kommisar » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:03 pm

Not really big on pickup lines myself...

But I do know the best response to the question, "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

"I don't know... let me see it without the dress."
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Postby Argagarg » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:17 pm

Kommisar wrote:Not really big on pickup lines myself...

But I do know the best response to the question, "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

"I don't know... let me see it without the dress."


no no say "maybe...take it off so i can compare" that way she will be slightly angry and it will be more fun.
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Postby Grihm » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:14 am

Most ridiculous lines I've heard:

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Damn your legs must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night
Remember my name you'll be screaming it later
That's a nice dress, it would look great on my floor
Wanna play (insert whatever here): Park the pink mustang, hide the salami, etc etc.

The days of bad pickup lines seem to have passed, but then again I'm not a chick in a bar, so... yea.
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Postby Argagarg » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:55 am

Grihm wrote:Most ridiculous lines I've heard:

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Damn your legs must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night
Remember my name you'll be screaming it later
That's a nice dress, it would look great on my floor
Wanna play (insert whatever here): Park the pink mustang, hide the salami, etc etc.

The days of bad pickup lines seem to have passed, but then again I'm not a chick in a bar, so... yea.


I've used the bolded and now may use the iltalic one
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Postby Prybutok » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:28 am

Guy:"Do you want to dance?"
Girl: "Oh my god no way."
Guy:"No no, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Postby Minxie » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:51 am

Argagarg wrote:Your saying if some random person walked up to you and said Nice shoes you wouldn't look at them? >.> unrealistic! I'm antisocial and I still look at people when they talk to me


Clearly you missed the part where my shoes > you.
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Postby Vorssell » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:03 pm

if i wasnt already with ishnu, id totally use this one, but me and my other friend with said award thought of it together...because, yeah he really needs to get laid....ishnu knows who im talking about

"hey there, i have a purple heart and blue balls, one is perminant, but i was hoping you can help me with the other"
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Postby Gonz » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:06 pm

From Californication tonight:

The guy motions the female bartender over with his index finger. When she reaches him he says, "I got you to come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
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Postby Ishnu » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:15 pm

amg Vorss that would be horrible yet so perfect for him lol


Others:

Do you have 25 cents? I told my mom i'd call her when i met an angel.

Wanna play Doctor?

I love math, like you PLUS me SUBTRACT the clothes DIVIDE the legs and lets MULTIPLY
Planetary: She could lose some boobage points and reinvest them into the hip area

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Postby Cryos » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:38 am

My wife doesn’t understand me.
Wanna fuck?


Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
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